Hello, 911 Operator.

Mrs. Phillips: My husband just strangled me. He grabbed me around the neck, after I confronted him about a woman’s number in his cell phone.

911 Operator: Damn, didn’t he learn anything from Tiger’s situation. I’m sending the police now.

SMH…that my friends, is how Bucs’ safety, Jermaine Phillips decided to handle the situation. WTF? You got caught. Confess, walk away, leave the house, but don’t choke her. How is this about her?

She was probably was spewing obscenities and saying how sorry he was, but hurt people, hurt people. She knew you were cheating, a woman’s heart doesn’t lie, but then you gave her proof.

Simpleton.